Zesties Inc

Male Romper - America!

Sale price Price $79.99 Regular price $99.99

If you like the same ole status quo: the polo wearin', jean bearin', plain clothes pairin', Mr. nice guy look... then you've come to the wrong place. If you're ready to wear something that will have your style flarin', all the females starin', the other men glarin'... then you've come to the right place. At Zesties, we make clothes for men that are bold, men that live life to the full, and men that have a Zest better than the rest!

This American Flag romper is the best way to show your love for the USA! With it's stars and stripes, who could ever doubt your patriotism!

Caution: American Flag romper may make you the center of attention, talk of the party, or the most confident person in the room. Please wear at your own risk. Side effects include blinding by patriotism.

QUESTIONS & ANSWERS

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  • If I wear this do I win America?

    Yes, absolutely. 

  • If I only wear this when I go fishing will that be an unpatriotic travesty against America?

    Wearing it while fishing would might make you even more patriotic... as long as you take a bald eagle with to help assist you with a catch!

  • I’m 6’0, weigh 193. Athletic built. Not pudge. Would I be a L or a M?

    Hi Bryant, 
    You are right on the cusp, but we would recommend a Large for your size. Let us know if we can help with anything else!

  • I’m 6’3” 160# would I be able to get into a medium? Or do you still suggest a large?

    You should be able to get by in a Medium just fine. The shorts/crotch might be a little short, but you should be alright in a medium. 

  • I'm 5'7 and 206 lbs. Really stalky thick legs and just a little bit of a belly. I really need this American flag romper to set off 4th of july as the marine corps vet that I am. What size would I be. Please help me make the fore fathers proud

    You should be set in a large!

  • I am 6'5 235 more on the slim side. Would you recommend a XL or XXL?

    You should be set on an XL - it depends on your waist size! An XL is ~39 inch waist, an XXL is ~44 inch. 

  • I’m 5’8 and weigh 175. What size would u recommend?

    You should be set in a medium!

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